...says my human has to be a lot better at keeping me from leaping around so much and to maybe help me lose a little weight. So I'm always supposed to take the ramps and I am not allowed on my favorite lookout perch anymore. And I have to go in my kennel when no one is around.
But I like to super-dog and do wind sprints occasionally and when my back hurts I can't do all those fun things.
It's hard being a wiener.